PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie